Current mood:	excessive force
Entry tags:	announcer, closed captions, drew carey, gameshow subtitles, irl, multi-kill, multikill, online business, pod sales, price is right, print on demand, real life announcer, unreal tournament, ut, will farrel, will farrel sucks

Making Life More Exciting
My girlfriend just had a couple of good sales days with her online business. Which itself is always nice, but it made me think: there should really be a way to get the Unreal Tournament announcer for chain/combo everyday, IRL accomplishments.
"DOUBLE-SALE!"
"MULTI-SALE!"
"MEGA-SALE!"
"ULTRA-SALE!"

Or they might have been good for Obama's early days in office:
"MULTI-BILL!" Hmm... would an Executive Order qualify for the "HEADSHOT!" voiceover?

It might be a good feature for a garbageman's iPod.
"DOUBLE-PAIL!"

Or it would be a good addition (and an apt warning) on the advertisements when a new Will Farrel movie comes out:
"ULTRA-FAIL!"

In other news, something that makes life LESS exciting: closed captions on The Price Is Right. Whether you find the show interesting or not, muting it (I have my TV set for captions on mute - I love that feature) produces something akin to the world's most incredibly soporific Twitter feed.

DREW: ANDREW?
699
DREW: 699. JERRY?
550
DREW: 550. SARA?
500
551
DREW: SARA BIDS 551
AND THE ACTUAL RETAIL
PRICE IS
560 DOLLARS
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
COME ON UP...

ZZzzzzz...